During my first sexual experience with my current girlfriend, after a few light ales we got cosy on the sofa in front of possibly the lamest film ever broadcast. Needless to say it wasn't long before we had gotten bored and started the love. After our clothes had been flung across the room she attempted, to what I can only describe as some sort of mounting move. After lifting one leg over me her supporting leg slipped of the sofa and my penis then felt the full force of a falling lady, I was in agony. Sir Edmond Hillary would be spinning in his grave. But never the less, like a true trooper I continued the dirty deed until I managed to shoot my load all over her ample and lovley boobs. Upon closer inspection my jizz turned out to be mixed with blood, this poor lass now covered in bloody jizz had broken some blood vesseles in my shaft. I'm so bad at sex
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