After a few months of a solid relationship, I breached the topic of anal sex with my girlfriend. To my surprise, she consented.After assuming the position (doggy) we got down to business. Being the gentleman that I am, I took things very slowly. Once it was in about an inch and she said she was ok, I figured that was it, and that I could go about my business normally. Unfortunately, this wasn't the case. As I made the first thrust she let out a yelp of pain accompanied by what can only be described as an anal death-grip on my poor willy. She had a sphincter that could snap a baseball bat. As the vice tightened on me, I panicked furiously. Putting one hand on either cheek I pushed hard whilst crying out in pain. It seemed that the harder I tried to release myself the worse it got. After several minutes or screaming at her to please please release me, I decided that calmness was the way forward. After what seemed like an eternity I managed to withdraw and tend to my blue johnson. Another couple of minutes and I'd have lost him. Fortunately, we laugh about that night now. I'm so bad at sex.
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I Suck on April 19th, 2009
I know your pain..... great post
Beks on April 21st, 2009
Your creative writing and vivid imagery made me laugh myself to tears.
Horrible experience... great story telling!
rossp on April 23rd, 2009
Gave me flashbacks. :(
bored on July 3rd, 2009
*sings* pleeeeeasseee releaseee me, lettt meee goooooo!
if you don't know that song...you should