A few months ago I blacked out off of gin somewhere halfway through a party and apparently left (without my coat, in mid-winter) and ended up at my Ex's apartment. The next morning I wake up on her couch with a wicked hangover and she is cleaning her washroom. It seems that, upon returning to her house, her and I started the have sex. In the middle of going down on her, the alcohol took over and I ran to the washroom where I proceeded to throw up for the next hour. Not only that... but while I was incapacitated in the washroom the girl she was sleeping with at the time came over and finished what I had started. Im so bad at sex.
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gossipgirl on April 19th, 2009
they were getting it on to the sound of you throwing up, classy