First year university, frosh week, drunk as a skunk. Going down on the girl, I try to let out a small fart, but I poo my pants. She wants to have sex, she is pulling down my pants, but I am doing everything in my power to prevent it. She is bigger and stronger than me. She pulls them down, wet fart everywhere, she lets out the most demeaning laugh ever. I'm so bad at sex.

injuredlobster on April 19th, 2009 | Comments: 4

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  1. TheLetDown's avatar

    TheLetDown on April 19th, 2009

    I can fucking relate to a sexual shit fart. I literally submitted my story minutes before this was posted, people don't even realized how awful it is.

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    88rustang07 on April 29th, 2009

    hahahaha so fucking hilarious... awesome story dude your a fucking trooper.

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    lildoot on May 25th, 2009

    XD omg that's tramatizing

  4. sexsexsexsexsex's avatar

    sexsexsexsexsex on June 1st, 2009

    hahaha

    sexual shit fart

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