Two summers ago I was vacationing in Montreal and met a very lovely girl at a bar downtown. We had a really good conversation and decided that it would be best to continue it back at my hotel room. We got back to the hotel room and started to rip eachother's clothes off with fury. As she laid there completely naked in front of me, I still struggled to get my belt buckle undone so i just slipped my pants down to about the mid thigh area. We started doing it doggy style with me close to the edge of the bed. Seconds away from climax I lost my balance and fell backwards off the bed and hit my head on the dresser adjacent to the bed. This was due to the fact that my pants were still tight around my mid thigh region not allowing for any balance or stability of any kind. As I lay there in complete and utter embarassment I realized that I came on my own face. I'm so bad at sex.
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wvguy on April 19th, 2009
that's some brutal shit right there.
gossipgirl on April 19th, 2009
ahah that one made me lol hard
TheLetDown on April 19th, 2009
Look on the bright side....it's good for the skin.
Sexual_Equilibrium on April 20th, 2009
LMAO.
Man I laughed my ass off to this...Stellar story, but too bad for you.
amdela on April 20th, 2009
LMFAO - that's some of the funniest shiznat I have ever read. Sucks, pal.
rhiactor on May 9th, 2009
duuude. that sucks so hella bad, man....