I was in grade seven (I was a pretty big vixen back then), anyway me and my boyfriend had discussed the idea of doing the nasty after school one day. I told him to meet me at my place around five o'clock, the dude was excited as hell to lose his virginity, and I was just sort of excited to lose mine to him. I really thought he was in incredible guy. Anyway, five o'clock rolls a round and he doesn't show up, I wait, and wait... he never shows. Later that night I call him at his house and ask why he didn't show up, his response will cripple my ego until the day I die, he said, "Sorry, Dave (his friend) just got a first edition Zapdos card and I had to go see it." A Pokemon card, access to my vagina was less valuable to him than a Pokemon card. I'm so bad at sex.
Sounds like you're good at sex (3)
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injuredlobster on April 16th, 2009
Man if he still has that card, I'd date him.
moosemanca on April 20th, 2009
if you were still in grade 7 I'd date you lol
jks
donking on April 20th, 2009
When you're picking pokemon over pussy you're too young to be having sex.
donking on April 20th, 2009
When you're picking pokemon over pussy you're too young to be having sex.
batmanishere2093 on July 16th, 2009
No such thing, this was just your average everyday dick move.
jpmedic65 on August 6th, 2009
Wish I was in your class...
-Gary- on October 1st, 2009
im sorry.. that card wasnt even that great? can i get ur number again?
(lol.. jk..)
thats sad tho..