I decided to have sex with a boy because he looked like Jesus. I was really drunk and my parents were extremely religious when I was growing up, so I've always had this pent up sexual rage against Jesus. Not only did I call him Jesus during sex, I made reference to Judas and Pontius Pilate numerous times as well as when things got heated I would gouge my finger nails into his back. He said, "This is really really weird" and left when after the sex I mounted his back and told him to piggy back me around the house with my arms out. I'm so bad at sex.
Sounds like you're good at sex (1)
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dannytanner on December 2nd, 2009
You......
have a problem.
rossp on December 2nd, 2009
that is the most fucked story i've read on this site.
and there are some dooooozeys.
Newport_Newbie on December 2nd, 2009
Don't listen to them...
Thats awsome! :D
meyele on December 3rd, 2009
Passion of the Christ TWO: Jesus does Meyele
sixfootbunny on December 4th, 2009
haha you are so awesome.