So me and a girl I'm seeing from online seemed to have the worst luck making a sex date (I know it's stupid but heh, if my mom will let me have the apartment I guess that's good.) First weekend there's an event out of town she get's dragged to, second weekend she get's her rag (This ended up getting me the best oral pleasure of my short sex life.) after that we didn't even try to plan. Somewhere before the first week I told her I'm not small (Which is true, including her; all girls I've been with were scared.), so there's that. Third week, we get to my house, lo and behold, no one is home, I inform her of this whilst sitting on the couch, she replies, "We should be on your bed making out!!!" (My bed is in the frontroom.) So, we get to the bed, she's not sure she wants to have sex. So I try to make her comfortable by offering to get naked first, I do this, she takes off her pants but asks to keep her panties on, this bothers me, so she removes them, tells me don't look. We try to put a condom it, doesn't work, she says forget it, we'll get the morning after pill. So I go in and see the worst "I'm dying" face from her in missonary. She lays perfectly still, like a gazelle caught by a cheetah, making all sorts of weird faces, mind you, I get no boobage and she keeps telling me to not look at her or at her face she even covers her face with my pillow. THEN, she starts shaking like she knows she can die at any moment, me being concerned ask, "Do I need to pull out?" UH HUH! So I pull out, we take a rest for a bit. Second time around we try it laying down this time with a condom. It gets better but she still doesn't want me to look at her. We try missionary once more, but get this, SHE WANTS ME TO TELL HER A STORY, I say, "Baby, it's hard enough as it is right now." We then try it a couple more ways, doggie and cowgirl. Both were ok, with cowgirl I finally get boobage, but she's still not getting anywhere (pleasure-wise), maybe it's just me but I find it hot when a girl is on top enjoying it, I get a little crazy apparently this is bad as it hurt her chances of getting an O. So finally for the end of my story, we give it one last shot, her laying on her front and me crouching into her, my favourite, so I starting to enjoy it enough to get my nut, WHEN THE FUCKING DOORBELL RINGS!!! I yell, COME BACK LATER! they refuse TEN MINUTES! My girl says it's ok let me go fix myself up, I yell COME BACK IN TEN! by that time I'm not hard anymore so she get's up and readjusts. We still go out for two more weeks, get in an argument where she says she used me for sex, I laugh and reply, "Admit it you didn't know how to screw." To this day, I think she was a virgin.

cupidian on August 29th, 2009 | Comments: 6

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  1. cadburyegg's avatar

    cadburyegg on December 14th, 2009

    You make this sound like she's to blame, when you were. You're an ass.

  2. cupidian's avatar

    cupidian on December 30th, 2009

    hey egg EXPLAIN to me how it was my fault, EH!

  3. theklumsykat911's avatar

    theklumsykat911 on January 7th, 2010

    what you said to her in the end was completly uncalled for you are an ass girls are sensetive to that kind of shit

  4. cupidian's avatar

    cupidian on January 19th, 2010

    she even told me she couldn't pee right for a few days.

    w/e kat. that day we broke up she made up a pregnancy, THATS UNCALLED FOR!

  5. ASaluki's avatar

    ASaluki on March 25th, 2010

    Dude, your a total douche bag and by the way this site is called imsobadatsex.com, not letmetellyouaboutmyhugedickandhowthisgirlcouldnthandleit.com. This is a horrible story and probably made up. If not you have fun with your "huge" dick living with your mom and meeting girls online to have sex. Also, please refrain yourself from saying "eh" ever again.

  6. spaceghost's avatar

    spaceghost on June 22nd, 2010

    Wow, you are a complete cunt. What incredible douchebaggery. I'd be too embarrassed to post a story about my huge dick (because if you have to mention it, it ain't), how I have to convince my mother to lend me the apartment for sex, and how I treat a girl who probably just gave me her virginity like shit.

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