Last night I ended up fairly intoxicated with my best friends at a local country bar. I was meeting up with this guy I had met on Plenty of Fish, and he turned out to be pretty cool, and very cute. He was buying me drinks all night, and one thing led to another and we ended up back at his place. Making out occurs, clothes begin to come off, he doesn't have a condom but at this point I couldn't care less. I'm absolutely chafed when he sticks it in my behind. Shocked and in absolute pain I try to redirect, but to no avail. I get home at 3AM to my mother saying "look what the cat dragged in". Surveying the damage, I have a bloody nose, and am an absolute mess in places I'd rather not revisit. I'm so bad at sex.

afterschoolamerica on June 5th, 2009 | Comments: 2

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  1. gossipgirl's avatar

    gossipgirl on June 6th, 2009

    so Plenty of Fish is the place to be

  2. SluttyBaker's avatar

    SluttyBaker on June 7th, 2009

    Glad to see I'm not the only one who registered on Plenty of Fish after reading

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