i'msobadatsex

It was early 2008. I was at my (now ex) girlfriends house. We were watching TV in the back room of the house on the couch, which sits right next to the back door.We got to fooling around, as we did literally every time I went over there, and things were getting rather heavy. I was fingering her as I had done many times before, when the desire to perform oral on her creeped into my mind. Being that dad was smoking in the garage, and step-mom was sleeping with the new baby in the living room on the other side of the house, I could only pull down the waistband of her pajama pants. I went to work, both of us thoroughly enjoying ourselves. I leaned back to work my two fingers when I see her face go into utter shock. I turn to see step-mom in the doorway, obviously fully aware of what was happening. Fingers still inside my girlfriend, I was frozen until step-mom said, "I think you two should go watch [the baby]." She then left via the back door, obviously heading for the garage. Mortified, I worried what would become of me. We sat, her calm and cool, me freaking, awaiting her father. He entered, made light conversation, and took his daughter into the kitchen, where all he apparently said was "This isn't a makeout spot for you and your boyfriend." Apparently, step-mom didn't tell dad exactly what happened, and I was spared, having suffered a mild heart attack (figuratively). I'm so bad at sex.