i'msobadatsex

I was recently having a party at my cottage by a nearby lake. A girl that has been known to be a little bit freaky showed up and I decided that this was a prime opportunity.  Because my place was pretty crowded and the party was going strong, we decide to take it to my friend's jeep outside. Once inside she begins to perform some manual labour on me that could be compared to a 45 year old plumber going to town on me with a monkey wrench. I was beginning to get frustrated and decided it had to stop, so I proposed the idea of some friendly intercourse. After spending twenty or so minutes trying to somehow fit my manhood inside of her "hoo-hoo" (which was far from clean shaven).  After developing major rugburn, I realize that this is not one of my favourite sexual encounters to date. Finally she gets on top of my saliva-doused person and starts to git-r-done. After less than two minutes, I noticed a pool of fluid gathering in my belly button. I realized that this was some genuine female love juice and along with my belly it was all over the jeep. The intoxication kicked in and I started laughing hysterically. The laughter however did not last long as she began to lick it out of my belly button, and wipe some of it that had dripped into my ass crack. I was so freaked out that I am still too scared to talk to her.  The next day my friend received a compliment on the jeep as his grandma told him that she liked the smell of it.  I'm so bad at sex.