Years ago I was convinced that girls had three distinct holes, one for poo, one for pee, and one where babies came out of. This just sort of remain consistent for me up until the first time I came into contact with legit female genitalia. I saw not three, but two holes. Being quick on my hooves I had to make a judgment call, what hole was this girl missing? How did I get myself into this mess? Being the curious youngster I was I decided to take a guess, I picked the wrong hole...the girl screamed "what the hell are you doing?" Thank God it was one of my less important extremities that lost its brown belt. I'm so bad at sex.

injuredlobster on April 14th, 2009 | Comments: 2

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  1. rossp's avatar

    rossp on April 16th, 2009

    A story for the ages.

  2. bethzilla's avatar

    bethzilla on April 20th, 2009

    By the way, women do have three distinct holes - the urethra is just pretty sneaky. Check out an anatomy book sometime.

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