My ex-girlfriend and I were doing it in my car when we decided to change positions. It was a relatively tight space so while we were attempting to shift around, she elbowed me in my left eye. It throbbed momentarily, but I thought nothing of it. Within two weeks I had developed full blown Bell's Palsy, paralyzing the left side of my face. I thought I would never be able to smile again. I eventually recovered, but still...I'm so bad at sex.
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swifty on May 21st, 2009
Just go to a field and lay a blanket out.
rossp on May 22nd, 2009
Harvey two-face type shit.