I was visiting a friend at a near by college.  I met this random chick and was partying with her all night.  The time came and we started making out.  It was about 5am and the party was still going strong.  To get some privacy, me and her went into a closet.  We started having sex and she was really into it.  Slowly, a terrible smell started to invade the tiny closet.  I looked down and realized she just took a shit.  I literally boned the shit out of her.  It was gross.  She got shit all over the closet, on me, on her, everywhere.  I was so drunk that I didn't care.  I just laughed, said "shit happens" and walked back to my friends house naked and covered in shit. I am so bad at sex!

wobbles_extradonair on May 21st, 2009 | Comments: 0

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