I met this one guy on myspace and he seemed really sweet. We talked on the phone and everything, even sexually. So after a week of talking, we decided to meet up. We went to go watch a movie but ended up doing something else. We sat all the way in the back and we were getting really into it. The lights were slightly dimmed so you could still see around and it wasn't dark. He eventually told me to get on top where my back would be facing him. I slid down my pants and so did he. When he stuck it in, (I admit it was pretty small) it was okay, up until I leaned back towards his body, his dick came out, but him not noticing, it wasn't even in me! So basically it was in between my legs and he was still really into it. I didn't really bother to tell him, so I could save him some embarrassment. When we did talk before meeting, he was saying how he loves it hard and how he did this girl and that girl. I now find it to be bullshit and think he's a virgin. But anyway, after all of that I told him to stop because I wanted to "watch" the movie. Damn... HE is so bad at sex.
Sounds like you're good at sex (1)
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hautedawg on May 21st, 2009
Perhaps it wasn't that he was small, but that you are a FREAK and HUGE! Maybe he fell out because the size of the canyon was more than the norm. Perhaps it was like a tooth pick falling into the GRAND CANYON!
A normal penis will not have a problem penetrating a "NORMAL" vagina, however, if said vagina is STRETCHED from use, by meeting random men on Facebook/My Space or Craigslist, then perhaps it is not the gentleman's fault, but the young lady is just used up and stretched out?
YOU are so bad at sex!
swifty on May 21st, 2009
Agree with hautedawg. Who picks up random ppl off of myspace? None of the guys who actually know you won't sleep with you?
111 on May 22nd, 2009
re: "HE is so bad at sex"
UR DOIN IT WRONG
gossipgirl on May 22nd, 2009
the entire fabric of this site has been put into jeopardy because of you
rossp on May 24th, 2009
Gossipgirl is right. You can't just fuck around like that.
iamrad on June 6th, 2009
Wow. Just out of curiosity.. What movie was it, and what was the guys name? I think I might met the man you are talking about a few times..
Rawr on May 11th, 2010
Hautedawg sounds a little defensive - Like perhaps he's a little too familiar with this story?
=O