After a few drinks at a party I had convinced a hot blonde to come back to my place.  I made sure my roommate would not be back for some time and invited her in. She sat me down on my bed and pulled out a blindfold.  She covered my eyes and laid me down on my bed, then decided to tie my arms to the bed posts and "slip on something comfier".  After 10 minutes I started to wonder where she was and started to get angry and slowly began to struggle free from the rope she had applied to my wrists.  After an hour or so of struggling, I finally heard a voice, however it sounded very familiar.  The person came over and removed the rope and my blindfold.  Sheer horror and embarrasment came over me when I saw my roommate standing there and all of our posessions missing.  We never found our things again and the number she had given me was the Chinese restaurant down my street. We had to take out a student loan of $4000 to cover all that had been taken!  I'm so bad at sex.

countcrotchula on May 14th, 2009 | Comments: 2

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  1. millie's avatar

    millie on May 18th, 2009

    this story is bullshit. it happened in an episode of seinfeld

  2. Rawr's avatar

    Rawr on May 11th, 2010

    I call not bullshit. It happens all the time.
    Dude that sucks.

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