i'msobadatsex

I was experimenting with a gal pal of mine, and we ended up in my room while she was sleeping over. I did some things for her, she did some things for me. We decided it'd look iffy if my mom were to walk into the room to see both of us without anything on in my bed. So I did her first, and she was on me when the light in the hallway turned on. I freaked out, and I jumped and hid on the side of the bed unseen from the doorway, completely naked. When my mom opened the door and asked where I was, my friend shrugged and said she didn't know. My mom, being the nosy as she is, looked for me all over the room and found me. I told her that I'd been changing and when the light came on, I was afraid my brother would come in and I hid. She didn't believe me. She made me start going to church every Sunday because she thinks I'm a lesbian. I'm so bad at sex.

A while back, I was dating this guy for about a month or so. One night, after having intense sex he bellowed out my math teacher's last name in shreiks of pleasure. Afterwards, kind of curious, I asked him why. He admitted to me that he did tricks on the side, and that my teacher was one of his clients. At that point, I was really grossed out but so glad we used condoms. I ended up running out to the clinic for a checkup, though, and never saw him again. I'm so bad at sex.

I was 16 years old, and i was with this guy who has had a crush on me for quite a long time.  We went to my house after seeing a movie and we started fooling around.  He decides that it would be a good idea to have sex, so without any lube, he proceeds to put it in my bum...it hurt like a bitch and i finally had to tell him to stop even before he got it all the way in. He stopped willingly and we decided to just do other stuff, so he starts jerking me off (it usually takes me a VERY long time to climax) so he just keeps going and going and going. After about a half an hour or fourty five minutes he decides it would be more pleasurable for me to start going REALLY fast. I tell him that he doesn't have to do it so fast so he slows down and eventually gets tired and stops. He insisted on me finishing so he asked me to do it myself.  I was realizing that it was really painful to jerk off and I started to get worried.  We both passed out afterwards and when I woke up in the morning I had to take a shit so i went to the bathroom to quickly realize that there was HUGE friction burns all over my penis. I was really upset and so I just took a shit anyways, to realize further that there was a really big gash inside my ass.  I couldnt shit or jerk off for three weeks without being in immense pain and seeing blood coming from one end of me.  He's so bad at sex.

A few months ago I blacked out off of gin somewhere halfway through a party and apparently left (without my coat, in mid-winter) and ended up at my Ex's apartment. The next morning I wake up on her couch with a wicked hangover and she is cleaning her washroom. It seems that, upon returning to her house, her and I started the have sex. In the middle of going down on her, the alcohol took over and I ran to the washroom where I proceeded to throw up for the next hour. Not only that... but while I was incapacitated in the washroom the girl she was sleeping with at the time came over and finished what I had started. Im so bad at sex.

A while back, I saw on my kitchen counter a letter from my mother's gynaecologist. I realised that she was seeing my current boyfriend's mother. The next time I saw him and we were fooling around, I mentioned the discovery. He jokingly said " Ha, while I'm taking care of you, my mum's checking out your mum's vag". I was instantly grossed out and kicked him out of my room. I couldn't look at his face without imagining my mum's vag so I broke up with him. I'm so bad at sex.

On a class trip to the mountains, two of my friends who were dating for a really long time decided to spike my drink with something that I still don't know what it was. The next morning the teacher wakes us up. It wouldn't have been so bad if I weren't sandwiched butt naked between them, covered in various bodily fluids, and actually remembered what had happened the night before. I'm so bad at sex.

Once, I was drunk and having sex with this girl for the first time.  Mid-way through she pulled me close and whispered "I guess I'm not a virgin anymore".  Disgusted, I rolled off her and passed out. I'm so bad at sex.