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Yesterday I was feeling horny during lunch time so I invited my girlfriend to come with me inside my room. She was not really in the mood for a quickie since my parents room was just beside mine so I settled for a handjob.I undressed her until she was only wearing her blouse and her striped panties and I was in my boxers. I played with her clit while sucking/licking her nipples until she came. She was tired after cumming a few times so I just jerked off while I was caressing her butt and thighs. When I was about to cum, I asked her if I could cum inside her mouth, she said she didn't want to so I decided to just spew my shot on her chest. I was probably bad at aiming or I was so into the good feeling that I closed my eyes that I blew my cum on my chest and my own face. I even tasted my own jizz. I'm so bad at sex.
miguelandal on June 4th, 2009 | Comments: 0
So a while back my boyfriend and I used to have sex in his car in my driveway before he went home. We go out for the usual protocol when all of a sudden my parents and 5 cars full of their friends pull in, getting an eyeful of my naked ass. My boyfriend and I were completly naked with our clothes strewn all over. Needless to say everyone was aware of the situation. To top it all off after we clumsly cloth ourselves and he leaves, I get out of the car and one of my parent's friend's young child asks "Mommmy does Sara know she dressed herself wrong, I thought the tag was supposed to be on the inside and on the back?" I'm so bad at sex.
egratt11 on June 4th, 2009 | Comments: 0
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So a few years ago I was dating a girl from a couple of towns over from mine and I used to take the bus back and forth between our towns on the weekends. One time about a half hour before I was supposed to catch the bus we started fooling around. Everything was going pretty great, she was stroking my lust sausage and I was diddling her panooch. We had just finished and got got our pants back on when all of a sudden her dad came downstairs and said it was time to go to the bus station. Not having anytime to wash my hands, I grabbed my bags and we were out the door. When we got to the bus station, I kept thinking about the dried vagina juice all over my hand but decided to just deal with it until I got home... but right before I got on the bus her dad shook my hand and thanked me for taking such good care of his daughter... his own daughters filth was all over his hand... I'm so bad at sex.
LustyBoy on June 3rd, 2009 | Comments: 0
So week before spring break of freshman year at college, I go to my friends birthday party. I hook up with this fat chick while dancing. We hooked/danced for so long, and then she went to bed before she could swipe my v-card. Next morning I found out that she bruised my penis. It's is all black and blue and hurts and shit. I try to masturbate with some hand lotion a few days later and my penis starts to burn.So first night of spring break in Puerto Rico, I hook up with another fat chick at a bar after getting fairly drunk. As a group we walk around Old San Juan and I eventually get in a car and go back to the apartment where she is staying. I'm told the place "smells like sex", as my friend hands me a condom. Get onto a blowup mattress in a room with this chubb of a Puerto Rican girl and start making out again. My belt is driving into her stomach so I take my pants off. I remember that I still have the injured dick, and I'm drunk, and I'm jetlagged, so I fall asleep before I can start going at it. I wake up the next morning in some random apartment next to this girl who name I don't know/can't pronounce. I walk outside and try to call the people I was staying with to pick me up. No answer for 30 minutes. I'm so bad at sex.
mistakesweremade on June 3rd, 2009 | Comments: 2
So I had been hooking up with this girl for a while, and had been nervous about having sex because I was still a virgin. So one night i got all liquored up and decide to go for it. 1. I was embarrassed because I didnt have a condom but she did and 2. when we finally started having sex I was so drunk that I couldnt cum. She said we could try again in the morning. I'm so bad at sex.
2oh6fosho on June 2nd, 2009 | Comments: 3
It was early 2008. I was at my (now ex) girlfriends house. We were watching TV in the back room of the house on the couch, which sits right next to the back door.We got to fooling around, as we did literally every time I went over there, and things were getting rather heavy. I was fingering her as I had done many times before, when the desire to perform oral on her creeped into my mind. Being that dad was smoking in the garage, and step-mom was sleeping with the new baby in the living room on the other side of the house, I could only pull down the waistband of her pajama pants. I went to work, both of us thoroughly enjoying ourselves. I leaned back to work my two fingers when I see her face go into utter shock. I turn to see step-mom in the doorway, obviously fully aware of what was happening. Fingers still inside my girlfriend, I was frozen until step-mom said, "I think you two should go watch [the baby]." She then left via the back door, obviously heading for the garage. Mortified, I worried what would become of me. We sat, her calm and cool, me freaking, awaiting her father. He entered, made light conversation, and took his daughter into the kitchen, where all he apparently said was "This isn't a makeout spot for you and your boyfriend." Apparently, step-mom didn't tell dad exactly what happened, and I was spared, having suffered a mild heart attack (figuratively). I'm so bad at sex.
pasty on June 1st, 2009 | Comments: 0
I was much younger and was lucky to be having sex with anyone other than myself. The girl and I were doing it after school and thought we were alone in the house. Of course the parents come home, and we didn't notice. As I was cumming, the mom barges in and says "Jessica who's shoes are at the-", I interrupt her by accidentally awkwardly yelling "Mrs. Lee, fuckkk me" during my orgasm. So not only did I say a different girl's name as I came, it was the girl's mom. To make things worse the father came upstairs. He ordered a family meeting with me as the special guest. But, since I was so young his confrontation and sheer embarrassment made me turn bright red and eventually cry. I'm so bad at sex.
redalert on June 1st, 2009 | Comments: 0
It was my second time having sex with this guy, only my third time ever so i wasn't that great at all. We're going at it, my legs around his neck, it's actually going pretty well, atleast i thought it was. Suddenly we here a pop. He looks down and says "Shit the condom broke!" so i was like :| then he gets up to go to the bathroom and i can here him talking to himself, "well i wasn't going to cum anyway." I'm so bad at sex.
suckysex on May 31st, 2009 | Comments: 1
A girl from my high school added me on MySpace after we had both moved away to college. We weren't great friends in school, but we knew each other, so when we started talking it wasn't anything new. But when we both went home for Christmas break, one thing led to another and she broke my virginity (she was a slut, as I would find out later). We then had sex for pretty much the whole two week break. After the break we went our separate ways for a while but we started talking again after about a month. When we went home for summer break, we were totally excited to see each other. We were calling each other every night before bed, texting each other between classes, and having 'special' webcam chats. But when we hooked up after we both got home, I was so nervous about seeing her after six months I couldn't keep it up. Thats not even the worst part...that friday night she went to a party, hooked up with a girl and they have been dating for over a year so far. I must be so bad at sex.
oldHouseRules on May 30th, 2009 | Comments: 0
I had been terribly constipated for about 3 days, and a horrible satan poo was growing in my colon. I decided to start taking stool softeners to help ease out the hell poo. Anyway, my boyfried and I had been having sex throughout the ordeal without any major consequernces, but this was not the case on the third day. He literally fucked the shit out of me. My satan poo sloshed out of my colon and coated his penis in a brownish, greeny poo lacquer. I'm so bad at sex.
conpon on May 30th, 2009 | Comments: 0
