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So my boyfriend and I decided have been together for while now. We were fooling around one day after school, and decided to take it to my parents room. After the sex we were too distracted to remember the condom wrapper on the table. Needless to say, my parents found out I was no longer a virgin. I'm SO bad at sex!

BADSEX on April 30th, 2009 | Comments: 0

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So I get pretty horny in the morning, and my favorite position is doggy-style. After a few friendly nudges coaxing my boyfriend into doing the dirty, we were going at it. To my recollection, everything had been going swimmingly, at first...Next thing I know, I wake up with my boyfriend's face in front of mine, asking how I was doing, what day it was, and who was the president. After a few, "What the Fucks?", I found out that I had had a seizure while he was mid-thrust. I collapsed forward, hitting my head on the wall and blacking out. I don't even know if he finished. I'm so bad at sex.

forward_fold on April 30th, 2009 | Comments: 1

I was at a wine and cheese party at my university, being the economic girl I am, I usually go in search of these "faculty only" parties as my means of getting liquor. This time in particular I meet this really cute guy who was doing the exact same thing (stealing liquor from academia), we hit it off right away and before we knew it we were off to a lecture room for some loving. The wine, coupled with a couple of handfuls of brand name cheese was definitely hurting my performance, but he was in  the same boat as me. Anyway, while having sex on a desk I look over to see an older gentlemen (probably a professor) intensely watching us while slowly eating cube after cube of cheese. I screamed at the top of my lungs grabbing whatever clothes I could find, all the while this guy continued to stare at us, eating his cheese. We quickly got dressed, and like a whisper in the night, our sweet prince peeping Tom was gone. I'm so bad at wine and cheese parties. I'm so bad at sex.

peepingtom on April 30th, 2009 | Comments: 1

A while back, I was dating this guy for about a month or so. One night, after having intense sex he bellowed out my math teacher's last name in shreiks of pleasure. Afterwards, kind of curious, I asked him why. He admitted to me that he did tricks on the side, and that my teacher was one of his clients. At that point, I was really grossed out but so glad we used condoms. I ended up running out to the clinic for a checkup, though, and never saw him again. I'm so bad at sex.

rollerskater on April 30th, 2009 | Comments: 0

I was at the girlfriend's house after school and her siblings were home. Regardless, we decided we'd be able to sneak a quicky in. We skipped the foreplay and when I ventured down  to no man's land, I discovered unspeakable things. Although disgusted, I did my best to get past it and keep going. After a while of going at it, I realized I was too turned off to even finish and I started to go limp. I asked her if she would finish me off with her mouth, so she did. After we were done, I noticed a brown patch where I had been sitting on her bed. Maybe I need to wipe better. I'm so bad at sex

rocketships on April 30th, 2009 | Comments: 1

My boyfriend and I had been dating for a month or so when our friend had a party at his house. I was pretty drunk and my boyfriend was bugging me for some lovin' so we headed upstairs to find an empty bedroom. We found one and started banging. I hadn't been a non-virgin for very long and  I had my first big O and squirted all over the bed. My boyfriend and I left content even though I had made a mess all over the bed. It turns out it was my friend's mom's bed and my friend told everyone that I'm a squirter and he got in trouble because the roomed reeked of sex, leaving my reputation and dignity in tatters. My boyfriend may be good but I'm so bad at sex.

sosobad on April 30th, 2009 | Comments: 0

Alright... So. There was this guy who I had slept with before once, and it was okay. Just regular drunk sex--nothing spectacular. It had been quite a while since I had been laid, so when he suggested I meet him at a party one weekend, I was down. Being hot to get it and in it to win it, I wasn't about to pass up this opportunity. By the time I got to the party, I was pretty wasted....little did I  know he was even drunker than I was. Pretty soon we left the party and stumbled our way back to my dorm. Little did I know that in a matter of minutes the worst sex experience ever would ensue.... After doing the deed, we decided to go at it again. He wanted me to go down on him, so I obliged. He was kind of flaccid, which isn't surprising considering how drunk he was. But, I kept on doing work regardless. He began showing signs that he was about to come. Much to my surprise, rather than coming in my mouth, HE PEED in my mouth. Worst shock of my life. I sprinted to the sink and spit it out. It doesn't end there. I proceeded to yell at him for it (the girls that live next door to me heard the whole thing and told everyone), and then just fell asleep next to him. SHOULD HAVE kicked his sorry ass out. Sometime in the middle of the night, he got up out of bed and ambled over to my roommate's desk and was facing it. Then, he started pissing all over her desk, chair, notebooks, etc. Two months later, and she still doesn't know. I had to usher his dumbass into the bathroom, and he peed in the shower. I'm so bad at sex.

Zexy on April 30th, 2009 | Comments: 1

One time I was having a few drinks with my girlfriend and her friends, got a nice drunk on, went home and started having sex. We we're changing positions from me on top to from behind i got up off her for her to turn over, got caught in her leg and was so drunk i couldn't keep myself up and then i fell back first into a glass coffee table, it broke in half, but i got up finished my buisness and we both just fell asleep. The next morning i got mad at her for breaking the table.. took me a few minutes to remember.. I'm so bad at sex.

Stephen on April 30th, 2009 | Comments: 0

I had a university night out coming up, and me being me, i expected to be coming home alone as always - therefore had some quality time of my own before I left - you know, position lovethyself. So went out to the night out and got ridiculously drunk and ended up going home with a lassy that I knew liked me. We went back to my halls of residence where we proceeded to have rather aggressive sex. Not my best performance considering how drunk I was. However, the next few days werent exactly the most comfortable when urinating. So I took that shameful walk up to the Clinic. Thankfully it turned out not to be an STD. But NSU, Non specific urethritis. Inflammation basically. When i asked what can cause this? The Answer was amazing. Any one of 3 things can cause it, 1) excessive masturbation, 2) aggressive sex or 3) a large consumption of alcohol over a small period of time. Yes, yes and yes. Im so bad at sex!

invitethedarksidein on April 30th, 2009 | Comments: 1

I was at my grandparent's summer house last year and there was a beach bonfire with a whole bunch of friends and some strangers. Sitting under the stars, drinking, blah blah I start really hitting things off with this girl. Unfortunately, her older brother (a lacrosse player built like a mule) was also there so I had to be relatively reserved. She had to go back for curfew and, being the gentleman that I am, I walked her back to her place.We got to kissing and then she brings me inside. Her room was in the basement so we didn't have to be too quiet. An hour or so into it, I stop because I could have sworn I heard something. (I had thought I heard things before but that was probably due to my imagination and petrifying fear that her brother was going to come downstairs for some reason). But this time, I wasn't imagining things. She slaps me in the chest and I get up and try to grab my clothes and make a run for the door. I figured I wouldn't make it in time (I was also missing my wallet, shoes, phone, etc.) so I just went into the bathroom and hid in the shower. I try to put my clothes on, but realize that I had grabbed my shirt, but her shorts. So, after standing in the shower in just a t-shirt with a still raging erection, I take off my condom. Shortly after, the light turns on and I begin practicing what I'll say to her parents. Luckily, it was just her, though her dad had come downstairs because he was hearing "strange noises.""So he went back upstairs?""Yes.""Do you want to...""Do you have another condom?" she asked, looking down. I opened my hand and realized that I had moments before taken off my only one. Now I carry dozens of them all over my body. I'm so bad at sex.

godimdumb on April 30th, 2009 | Comments: 2